Take my goddam washing machine trials and tribulations. Remember? Stupid thing wouldn’t drain. Know why? There was $15 in bills stuck in the pump. Fuck sakes. I don’t even think it was mine because I usually keep track of my money. Dad gave it to me anyhow and warned me to stay away from further “money laundering”. Then he laughed and laughed. Grrrr. Bad pun.
On the plus side, the machine is working again and I have $15 to spend on stuff.