At least he didn’t use Bing.
I’m sorry, this doesn’t even look real. Americans, is this how news anchors talk to each other? really? they interrupt all the time? These searches make, like, no sense, not even for romney;
just checking that you realize this is the onion and they are like semi-absurd satire.
Oh geez, haha I didn’t even notice it was the Onion. Man, I’ve got to use the internet more (said me never because I’m on it like 23 hours a day)